The Bed Went to the Dining Room
My The bed is broken down and now residing in the dining room. What a fitting end for a solid cherry 4 poster with a Serta pillowtop mattress.
Buh bye bed. We's miss yous.
So until I can get another bed, I'm sleeping on this:
I have a couple of air mattresses in storage in Pittsburgh. And since I'm working there next week, I think I'll have to dig out one of them.
Wait ...
If I'm not mistaken, the soon-to-be-ex's baby whale peed on them. Even though she's taking some kind of medicine she has to snort, she's still peeing the bed. She went through 2 mattresses last year and I agreed to let her use the inflatable camp bed. I had to throw both mattresses away. Damn.
There's an REI in Pittsburgh but I don't need high end equipment. Then again, when I was a member of the PATC and Potomac Valley Rescue, I was too elitist to purchase equipment at a mass marketed minded chain store, I bought all my equipment at Appalachian Outfitters in Vienna, VA. "Shrine of the mighty! Can it be? This is all that remains of thee?"
Yeah, WalMart bound. I'm leaving for Cincy tomorrow morning so I'll stop by and pick up one of their Chinese prison-made cheapos. And in case anyone is wondering, sleeping on concrete or a hardwood floor is NOT the same as sleeping on the ground.
Sigh, I've lost more stuff to angry women in the last 10 years, well one is excepted as she was the only woman who actually treated me decently and stood by me, than I'm going to make back in my current company-man job. District manager, regional manager, misc. middle mgmt titles are ego boosting fluffs to corporate yes-men without the nutsacks to grab life by its ballbag. I've been a millionaire twice over and I'm a little tired this time around. The third million is going to be the hardest yet because I just don't have the drive after being beaten down over and over again.
Hello? Anyone want to interview for the job of "Behind every great man is a great woman"? We may not make it into the .5% but I can almost guarantee it'll be interesting. Or maybe how about this: I'll interview to be Life Coach. Maybe it's time to be the man behind the scenes of a successful woman.
